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wellthatsadorable: “Listen Kermit the Frog, when you ask...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:46:00 -0500

“Listen Kermit the Frog, when you ask someone a stupid question like ‘Can you sing the alphabet,’ don’t be surprised when I hit you up with hilarious lyrics in place of letters. Come on, I’m a little girl. Knowing how to sing the alphabet is my fucking job.”

This is hilarious and heart melting-ly sweet. The last few seconds of this video kill me. (Also… have I told you lately to follow my adoriblog?)

copycats: Your Ghost by Greg Laswelloriginally by Kristin...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:35:13 -0500

copycats:

Your Ghost by Greg Laswell
originally by Kristin Hersh
(via counterforce)

This is beautiful and depressing.

sitko: This is for Claspell. Have a good Monday, see you...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:48:00 -0500

sitko:

This is for Claspell. Have a good Monday, see you soon!

See you in a week, Dumptruck!

The Dream feat. Rihanna - Livin’ A Lie With all the love...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:55:43 -0500

The Dream feat. Rihanna - Livin’ A Lie

With all the love going around The Dream, why hasn’t this song been mentioned? This may be my favorite song of his.

Hood Thong

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:46:03 -0500

Hood Thong:

So you don’t have to worry about getting your hair wet when you wear your thong in the rain.

noonish: thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:56:15 -0500

noonish:

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: UC Berkeley’s Noteworthy perform Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase.

If they didn’t win there is no God.

[via.]

This is what the inside of my brain looks like. Sigh.

High Treason at Maude Night. Written by Lee Rubenstein, directed...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:45:00 -0500

High Treason at Maude Night. Written by Lee Rubenstein, directed by Ryan Karels. Starring Marcus Bishop-Wright, Sarah Claspell, Michael Hartney, Kate McKinnon, Veronica Osorio and Rob Webber.

This sketch is called Vaginal Bats, and I love it so much.

triciamcalpin:jaimecastillo:spolikeluzhate:digsyfinallyhasa:patba...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:08:12 -0500

triciamcalpin:jaimecastillo:spolikeluzhate:digsyfinallyhasa:patbaer:chrisreblogs:rubysneakers:nerdgasms:beccayoung:emonerdcorp:serpentineandblack:youarousedthefools:becomethetide:smashme-eraseme:fuckyeahsodomites:thenewromantic:gotnolove:rawryourlife:mimesheat:thisiswilliams:lettherainfall:donkadonk:flannelshurtz:famouslastword:vegetarianzombie:freshtodeathx:scarletwitch:snhero:tiny-teenie:darknessthereandnothingmore:-sin:reversethechemistry:loveorsomething:lovelexxi:ericajune:screamsamantha:loveyourchaos: miraculous: dromadeus: strawberryswisher: brennadaugherty:

I finally, reluctantly, accepted a friend request from my 9 year...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:16:28 -0500

I finally, reluctantly, accepted a friend request from my 9 year old cousin. After looking at this information, it looks like we can talk about early 90’s sitcoms and CAPS LOCK BOYYYYY!

Mmm, pie humor.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:18:57 -0500

Mmm, pie humor.

ronbabcock: My name is Ron. Shit. iPhone!!!! (shakes fist)...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:43:00 -0500

ronbabcock:

My name is Ron.

Shit. iPhone!!!! (shakes fist) Sorry, Ronb.

ronbabcock: nedhepburn: Diane Savino, New York State Senator,...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:13:00 -0500

ronbabcock:

nedhepburn:

Diane Savino, New York State Senator, raddest speech in the world on gay marriage.

via davidpress and robhuebel.

For those against gay marriage, I will gladly watch a speaker of your choosing who lists the reasons why they oppose gay marriage. I invite you to do the same and watch this video of a New York Senator speaking on why she supports gay marriage. It pretty much sums up on thoughts on the subject.

Sing it, Ron.

Reba McIntire - That’s the Night That the Lights Went Out...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:43:06 -0500

Reba McIntire - That’s the Night That the Lights Went Out in Georgia

For you, world. For me and for you.

Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The one I had been...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:05:09 -0500

Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame.

Read Atonement. The movie was alright, but the book is incredible. Every page of Ian McEwan’s writing is lovely and heartbreaking. (via scout)

Google Sky

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:32:48 -0500

Google Sky:

fuckyeahspace:

Don’t plan on doing anything for the rest of your life.

Holy shit, this is awesome.

Tap dat, ladies! (edit - Frank Hejl actually reblogged this from...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:04:00 -0500

Tap dat, ladies! (edit - Frank Hejl actually reblogged this from my phone. Not saying I wouldn’t have reblogged or written “Tap dat, ladies!,” I probably just would have added something sappy about how retardedly delicious everything was and how fantastic the company was and so on and so forth. Best Thanksgiving ever!)

patbaer:

Though I am greatful to be able to spend time with my family, I sometimes wish I could spend the holidays with friends.

But if I missed Christmas, my Mom would show up in NYC to drag me home.

(I did not take this photo. I stole it off Sarah’s twitter.)

nicolemarietherese: I sometimes can’t believe this song almost...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:09:00 -0500

nicolemarietherese:

I sometimes can’t believe this song almost didn’t happen.

Reblogging to say that this show (Company) was incredible and that Raúl Esparza should have won the Tony for Best Actor in 2007, but it was stolen by David Hyde Pierce. Robbed! Raúl Esparza was amazing amazing amazing! I’m so mad!

Note: I never saw David Hyde Pierce’s show Curtains, but come on. Look at this performance! I’m crying at my desk right now. I’m a loser.

Lady Gaga at an NYU talent show in ‘05. The girl’s...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:39:39 -0500

Lady Gaga at an NYU talent show in ‘05. The girl’s got pipes!

Also, I feel like the guy hosting looks familiar. Do I know him?

nevver: SNL (ver. 1.0)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:26:08 -0500

nevver:

SNL (ver. 1.0)

wellthatsadorable: “That’s right, I am a fucking crocodile now....

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:05:00 -0500

wellthatsadorable:

“That’s right, I am a fucking crocodile now. Crocodiles don’t fetch papers and crocodiles chew on whatever the hell they want because we’re fucking crocodiles. Yeah, I peed in the living room right when you ignored me to watch The Hills. YOU DON’T IGNORE A CROCODILE! You rub his belly and feed him real food like slabs of ham or he will eat the cat like he’s been threatening to do for years. Now leave me alone, I have to get back to chewing on your dress shoes. DON’T TRY TO STOP ME, I AM A GODDAMN CROCODILE!”

This is one of my favorite pictures ever. Follow my adoriblog!