May 2009
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Send yo mamma some love
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I did this with some old school photos of myself and my sister bound to make my mom laugh and cry. It’s free, so you can use that $4 toward tip when you take her out to dinner. Come on, someplace nice this...
April 2009
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Ratatat + Beastie Boys →
Someone please make me an mp3 of this mash up as soon as humanly possible, I need on my iPod immediately.
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Listen To Ben Folds' New CD...Of Accapella Groups... →
adambozarth:
katespencer:
This only makes me love Ben Folds and hate accapella groups that much more.
I’m sure my brothers would enjoy this. Also, I can practically hear the sparkly tuxedo vests on a few of these.
I was in an acapella choir in college that did “Never There.” This stuff is my ultimate guilty pleasure.
Edit: I just realized that “Never There” was by...
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Renaming movies after things people in them should...
Harry Potter -> Somebody Tell An Adult, Already!
The Ring -> Don’t Watch This Video!
adambozarth:
Saw -> Get More Cops!
Office Space -> Just Quit!
Knocked Up -> All of Y’all is Fucked!
mikescollins:
Gran Torino -> Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me cause my cousin’s got guns.
American Beauty -> Yo, those two should get a divorce.
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Workout Plan
ronbabcock:
I was looking through some old files and found the following note:
“Start drinking vodka instead of beer because I’m trying to be more healthy and vodka has no calories.”
I got to get my shit together.
Looks like Ron and I have the same get-fit-for-summer plan.
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I’m in a fun video! Written/directed by Peter Harmelin, starring Dan Hodapp, Erin Goodwin, Peter Harmelin and myself. I like this one.
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Male narwhals jousting →
This is all the proof I need that magic exists.
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Me:
Heard you were stopping by Gus’s. Send me a sandwich or it’s fucking over between us.
Dickie:
Allie (sarah): Why didn’t you SANDWICH me? Why? It wasn’t over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it’s too late.
Noah (dickie): I GAVE YOU A SANDWICH. I SANDWICHED you everyday for a year.
Allie (sarah): You SANDWICHED me?
Noah (dickie): Yes…...
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My Nana Vera: Killin' it at Passover Seder (As Per...
jenniepie:
Pre-Seder activity of drinking a shot of licorice flavored vodka. Sipping it like classy ladies:
Me: I went on a date the other night
Nana: What was her name?
Mid-Seder. Mom is explaining that Matzah can only be cooked for 18 minutes because after that it starts to rise:
Nana: Your grandfather takes longer
Post-Seder. I am washing dishes in the kitchen. Nana comes in with...
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http://calcucat.com/ →
Like cats? Need to crunch some numbers? Boom.
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Want to make two hot soccer players of your choice... →
Thanks for the link, gay friend.
Credit Card Skimming: How thieves can steal your... →
brendanmc:
via Consumerist.com
This happened to me in February!! I went to the police station today to see if I could identify the video taken of the thief! This stuff sucks, so be careful.
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