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timneenan said: Please do not post photos of Sarah Claspell.

thisismattreid:

roger that, jack.

IF UR OUT OF PHOTOS I CAN SEND U A BUNCH I HAVE A LOT OF PHOTOS OF ME. WITH OR WITHOUT CATS.

dickiemarie:

Comedy Central Presents: Sarah Claspell: Drivewayin’ Me Crazy

"I’m the only person laughing," - Paul Welsh.

So proud to announce my half hour stand up special! Performed while sitting on a couch in a cabin in Big Bear, after drinking approximately 20 glasses of whiskey and coming up with my catchphrase, “that ain’t a driveway!!!”

I’m a monster.

ifc:

We knew it. 

ifc:

We knew it. 

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This video by my team The Get Go was posted on Hairpin (http://thehairpin.com/2014/09/a-random-man-has-life-advice), and I’m happy about that so I’m sharing it again.

Also, I was told to smile repeatedly just this morning by some random stranger when I waited for the crosswalk and ignored him. He then called me a bitch. Very cool.

funnyordie:

“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.” RIP Joan Rivers

funnyordie:

“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.” RIP Joan Rivers

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sarahclaspell:

Have you ever been told to smile by a stranger? If you’re a woman, of course you have because people are monsters. The Get Go made a funny video about it! Watch!

Hey pretty lady, why don’t you smile?

A+ work, internet.

A+ work, internet.

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XO With Me
Sam Smith x Beyoncé

dickiemarie:

andrewpresents:

Sam Smith x Beyoncé | ‘XO With Me’ (SmadaLeinad Mashup)

77,125 plays

assassinationtipsforladies:

Every dudebro who says these women shouldn’t have taken private nude photos on themselves and then put them on a secure, private server if they didn’t want everyone in the world to see them should have to have every message they have ever sent on OKC dramatically read to their boss, mom, and granny

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A couple-a docs at Spoiler Country: Dr. Who (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre - Los Angeles)

A couple-a docs at Spoiler Country: Dr. Who (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre - Los Angeles)