October 10, 2008
“US Markets Gyrate on Wild Ride”
True… but gross.

“US Markets Gyrate on Wild Ride”

True… but gross.

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October 9, 2008
jesus.
jesus.
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October 6, 2008
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October 3, 2008
Say it ain’t so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced your whole comment with the Bush administration. Now doggone it, let’s look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future. You mentioned education and I’m glad you did. I know education you are passionate about with your wife being a teacher for 30 years, and god bless her. Her reward is in heaven, right? I say, too, with education, America needs to be putting a lot more focus on that and our schools have got to be really ramped up in terms of the funding that they are deserving. Teachers needed to be paid more. I come from a house full of school teachers. My grandma was, my dad who is in the audience today, he’s a schoolteacher, had been for many years. My brother, who I think is the best schoolteacher in the year, and here’s a shout-out to all those third graders at Gladys Wood Elementary School, you get extra credit for watching the debate.

Sarah “Highlights” Palin.

Entire transcript of last night’s debate is here. The above is my personal favorite moment.

(via katespencer)

My roommates and I rewound and relistened to this section about 5 times. It was so full of winks and contrived down-home American charm I wanted to throw up.

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My buddy Noah Plener made this. So good.
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October 2, 2008
purns:

Q: “Do you think Barack Obama understands the needs and problems of people like yourself?”
A: mmmmmmmmmmmmmyes.

 Hey iPhone users, get on it!

purns:

Q: “Do you think Barack Obama understands the needs and problems of people like yourself?”

A: mmmmmmmmmmmmmyes.

 Hey iPhone users, get on it!

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October 1, 2008
Ben Folds, tonight at Terminal 5!! So excited!
Ben Folds, tonight at Terminal 5!! So excited!
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September 30, 2008
I know everyone else tumbled this, but for all you non-UCBNY kids who follow this (mom, Amanda), this is for you! My friends made a movie and it’s going to be amazing and hilarious.
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